Time is ticking away into the shallow grave of the past every second you're not suckling the glistening borosilicate glass lips of the hourglass-bodied Father Time. His is hard on the outside, but silky smooth on the inside. 

At 7 inches (not too shabby), he is a force to be reckoned with. The showerhead perc cleanly welded to its thick base provides dabs with the same polished quality as the engineering of the rig itself. 

Father Time will provide the hope of the future, the perspective of the past, and the opportunity of the present, but he will not coddle a guarantee of either.