What kind of sorcery is this? An S&M kit for the naughtiest of the naughtiest? Eh, not really. This is actually a full-fledged bong. This whole 9.8-inch set, as weird as that may sound, was designed with the clumsy smoker in mind. It consists of a BPA-free food-grade silicone mask, an acrylic water pipe, and adjustable head straps.

The bong itself has a removable metal downstem and a metal screw-on bowl that sits on top of it. Everything comes apart nice and easy, so you can clean it with almost zero fuss. And the whole set is appropriately named Beach Bum. It doesn't mean you'll turn into one if you use it, though. More likely, you'll be the star of a party you bring this weirdness to.