Bill! How you doing, bud? How was your weekend?

That guy Bill is so cool. Just the perfect guy in every way. He's classic, but edgy. Smart. Sophisticated. Got a nice beard. He's sensitive, but he could fix your patio. He's got a dirt bike, but he'll cry at It's a Wonderful Life. A jack of all trades. Like Ben Franklin. Or Justin Bieber. 

Bill can be yours. Get his curvy borosilicate bod and single ball (yeah, that's the only downside, unfortunately) percolator-- the perfect combination of old school and new school engineering. This fusion brings you a symphony of filtration and glassblowing sensibilities for a smooth and cool smoking experience.

But you'd better hurry, all the good Bills are always taken or gay.