This is not your grandma’s embroidery kit. Unless your grandma swears like a sailor and drinks boxed wine while watching true crime, in which case, can we hang out with her?! 

This gloriously unhinged DIY project features the iconic phrase “Live Laugh Fuck Off” in a design that pairs perfectly with fake smiles and quiet rage.

It comes with everything you need to stab your feelings into something beautiful: a 6” bamboo hoop, floss in shades that scream emotional damage, needles, a threader (because threading by feel is for masochists), blue printed fabric, and instructions that assume you’re smart but also maybe a little bit done with people.

Display it proudly in your entryway, cubicle, or anywhere someone might need a gentle, hand-stitched warning. Consider it a form of art therapy, only more hostile.