Do you have a dick?

Does your dick hurt?

Then this shirt is perfect for you!

You can now feel relieved to wear a shirt that perfectly expresses how you feel. You can be comfortable, by rocking a freshly designed shirt, that subtly expresses life’s realest truth.

Don’t worry, if this doesn’t fully apply to you, you can still wear this aesthetic shirt. For the simple reason of bringing awareness to hurt dicks.

This multi purpose shirt is for everyone. Use it to tell your groupies that you’re not available right now, or to tell your nympho gf, to slow down next time. You could even use this shirt to tell your step-parents to get some McDonalds for you to make up for your wife using too much teeth, last time she slobbed on you knob.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft and comfy. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center