I've had this sitting around for a bit, but now seemed the moment to share it, as a companion of sorts to the Sunfed advertising loaf I just listed.  I do very much enjoy faux food made of various materials (so strange!), and must say that every time I look at this chalkware loaf I first think it's a real loaf of bread. Kitschy but also pretty transcendent, and good in all sorts of contexts. 

9 5/8" l x 4 1/2" w x 4 1/4" t. (loaf sized!) There is a surface chip on one long side near the right corner, as documented, but otherwise is pretty much perfect condition.