A3 posters to commemorate the now historic, record breaking Edinburgh Festival sold-out shows with two sell-outs.

Own your own piece of Restless Natives: We’ve over-reached LIVE merch.

These posters were made from the dandruff pulp of a hairline pervert. The congealed scalp dust is mixed with the rarest of substances on planet earth; Gordon Smart eyebrow hair in a back room laboratory in Fife. Bound together with oil extracted from Warren Brown’s deepest crack.

The ink in the signatures is a magical elixir distilled from the fortified tear juice of a once important emerging titan of the media industry and a tiny soupçon of stardust from a genuine hidden pore from an extremely intimate area of Martin Compston (National Treasure, Scotland’s Most Stylish Man 2014, author of Nutz High).

Actually, it’s glossy paper and Sharpie (for our pals at advertising standards. If you’re listening lads, Martin still has a 2-1 on lapdances at that secret venue in Hull when you’re ready?)

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, until the next live shows, to own a glossy piece of paper with two delicious signatures.

Please note: Be careful licking the actual posters. Tik Tok Ruth is still aff her nut from sitting in a room with them. She said it was like an Oppenheimer of theramones and she’s slipping aff her chair.

FYI - frame not included