What if petty arguments were like a card battle game?

I’m Right You’re Wrong is an imaginary argument. Your hand is filled with comebacks like “SCREW YOU” and “SORRY”. Battle it out until one player is left standing, and FOREVER CORRECT!  

Sometimes nice guys DO finish last. So, will you take the high road and use your INSIDE VOICE? Or, will you tell your opponents to EAT DIRT? 

Here’s the catch… Most cards suck and there’s only so much kindness to go around. 

Pick your battles wisely and don’t shoot yourself in the foot.