Sweet? Occasionally. Honest? Always. This tea towel doesn’t just dry dishes. It also delivers the kind of blunt truth that pairs best with a strong drink and a weak filter.

Featuring a vintage-style winking woman, a flurry of cheerful yellow polka dots, and a deep green stripe along the bottom, it says what you’re really thinking: “I’m not always a bitch. Just kidding. Go fuck yourself.” This towel pulls double duty, actually absorbing stuff (thanks to its soft 100% cotton fabric) while also warning others to tread lightly.

At 19" x 25", it’s big enough to handle messes and bold enough to steal the spotlight. Hang loop included for easy display because if you’re going to have an attitude, you might as well make it known!