Let’s get one thing straight: treadmills are boring. That’s why we made the My Cardio Graphic T-Shirt, featuring a heart graphic and the cheeky slogan “my cardio is your mum.” Yep, it’s bold, it’s a bit wrong, and it’s 100% Teevolution.

Perfect for wind-ups at the gym, pub, or awkward family dinners, this graphic T-shirt brings the bants and the comfort. Made from super-soft, vegan-friendly organic cotton, it’s carbon-neutral, designed and printed in the UK, and finished with a relaxed fit that’s all about maximum chill.

So if your humour’s dark and your cardio’s questionable, this tee was made for you.

Go on – wear it loud. It’s your mum’s favourite.